Discrepancy: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough".
Corrective Action: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft".

Problem 1: "2 Propeller seeping prop fluid".
Solution 1: "2 Propeller seepage normal".
Problem 2: "1, 3 and 4 propellers lack normal seepage".

Discrepancy: "The autopilot doesn’t".
Corrective Action: "IT DOES NOW".

Discrepancy: "Something loose in cockpit".
Corrective Action: "Something tightened in cockpit".

Discrepancy: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gir".
Corrective Action: "Evidence removed".

Discrepancy: "Number three engine missing".
Corrective Action: Engine found on right wing after brief search".

Discrepancy: "DME volume unbelievably loud".
Corrective Action: "Volume set to more believable level".

Discrepancy: "Dead bugs on windshield".
Corrective Action: "Live bugs on order".

Discrepancy: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent". Corrective Action: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground".

Discrepancy: "IFF inoperative".
Corrective Action: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode".

Discrepancy: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick".
Corrective Action: "That’s what they’re there for".